pons · robinhood chain · paired with SPY

Finance
Bro

everyone is a finance bro on robinhood.

buy $FINANCE @FinanceBroRHC
this could be you the finance bro — vest, coffee, badge, robin hood hat
the lore

wall street gatekept the vest for 100 years.

then robinhood put a trading desk in everyone's pocket.

now your uber driver has a rate cut thesis.

your group chat is a hedge fund.

the gates are gone. clock in. → badge below

badge pickup

HR is expecting you

every holder gets the badge. no interview, no background check, no "tell me about a time you showed leadership."

tap the badge to copy the CA. that's the whole onboarding.

wear it to thanksgiving.

the pair

other coins pair with a dog.
$FINANCE pairs with the S&P 500.

half the pool is literally SPY. your exit liquidity has a dividend yield.

it's basically indexing. tell your accountant.

$FINANCE SPY the pool
bro metrics
suits owned
1 (interview)
screen time
9–5, then 5–9
risk management
declined
due diligence
trust me
coffee
black. obviously.
leverage
yes.
how to buy
1

open robinhood.

it's already open.

2

find pons.

robinhood chain's launchpad. paste the CA: 0x447096437c7476413e752df0b1db3e2c9169e341

3

swap into $FINANCE.

you work in finance now.

buy $FINANCE on pons see you at the desk →